Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.
Edward Abbey
They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except
by working for it.
Joseph Addison
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
Arthur Baer
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
Erma Bombeck
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant
When a man throws an empty cigarette package from an automobile, he is liable
to a fine of $50.
When a man throws a billboard across a view, he is richly rewarded.
Pat Brown
In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician
knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.
Harold Coffin
The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Noel Coward
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
E.E. Cummings
We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short
of our expenditure.
Keith Davis
Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
Richard Feynman
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
W.C. Fields
Errol Flynn |
Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. |
Benjamin Franklin |
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected
of doing everything for money.
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. |
JP Getty |
My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100
million, that's the bank's problem.
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I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even
if it costs him his job.
Samuel Goldwyn
If you think your boss is stupid, remember you wouldn't have a job if he
was smarter.
Albert Grant
I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the
rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
Bruce Grocott
The gap in our economy is between what we have and what we think we ought
to have - and that is a moral problem, not an economic one.
Paul Heyne
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt.
Herbert Hoover
I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire.
Howard Hughes
It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people
to survive.
Nicholas Johnson
I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.
Clinton Jones
A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists.
CT Jones
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be
tolerated only in race horses and fancy women.
Lord Kelvin
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Alfred A. Knopf
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right
and the budget is big enough.
Joseph E. Levine
Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
Mignon McLaughlin
Gentlemen prefer bonds.
Andrew Mellon
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
H. L. Mencken
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that
you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash
More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net
income with my gross habits.
John Nelson
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to
be bought and sold are legislators.
PJ O'Rourke
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can
buy shit we don't need.
Chuck Palahniuk
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Laurence J. Peter
Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women.
The rest I spent foolishly.
George Raft
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that
they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Will Rogers
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
Leo Rosten
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital
to form a corporation.
Howard Scott
There must be more to life than having everything!
Maurice Sendak
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive
and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing
rabbits singing about toilet paper.
R. Serling
To make a million, start with $900,000.
Morton Shulman
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical
advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses
truth to deceive the public.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson
Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, 'on one hand... on
the other.
Harry S. Truman
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Mark Twain
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
Talk is cheap because the supply outweighs the demand.
Every day, self-proclaimed stock market "experts" tell us
why the market just went up or down, as if they really knew.
So where were they yesterday?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. |
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my
American Express bill.
Peter Ustinov
The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.
Tom Wait
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
Katharine Whitehorn
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
